He's a massive perv. His favourite trick is transforming himself into a child to suck the breast milk from Antwerp's MILFs.
It gets worse, he can also grow exceptionally tall to peep into windows at women getting undressed. If only he'd taken a stroll through Antwerp's red light district he wouldn't have needed to stoop to sorcery for an eyeful of flesh.
His final (and more forgiveable pastime) is tormenting the town drunks.
I love folklore and local legends but I've never come across a character quite so sexually dysfunctional as Lange Wapper. He's like the missing link from The Inbetweeners and American Pie.
There's a fun statue in his honour at Antwerp's dockside. He was also going to get a spanking new bridge named after him... unfortunately the spoil sport populace voted against it in a recent plebiscite. This is just another example why I hate democracy. What this world needs is a bridge named after a pervy giant.
|Lange Wapper, loveable rogue or sinister sexual predator? Discuss|